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bio website axisoflogic.com/artman/…
location Farallon Islands
age 37
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seen Oct 12 '13 at 7:12

I'm a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium.

A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.

I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.

I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable.

I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope.

I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.

I've got no need for coke and speed; I've got no urge to binge and purge.

I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.

A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.

A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.

I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.

A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.

I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.

You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.

I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever; Laid-back and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; low-rent, high-maintenance.

I'm super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last.

A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.

But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary-care giver.

My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.

I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.

I like rough sex; I like tough love. I use the f-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-coreā€”no soft porn.


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revised Overcome extreme laziness and increase productivity
strengthened my answer making it more palattable to the eye and hopefully clearer to the reader.
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awarded  Teacher
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answered How do I efficiently handle non-electronic mail?
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awarded  Editor
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revised Overcome extreme laziness and increase productivity
I felt the need to edit out some of my personal experiences and come up with a better structured answere that is easier to follow. see comments. Thanks!
Jun
26
comment Overcome extreme laziness and increase productivity
Or maybe is it because the highest voted answer starts out with self-help books being the worst thing one can do and my last point I mentioned a book I referred to as self-help (although it has drawings, comedy & is in big font, the meaning inside IMO can be thought about and put into action & the world would be a better place). Maybe calling it Self-help was a bit of a misnomer and elicited an instant negative response? link book review
Jun
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comment Overcome extreme laziness and increase productivity
I'm always amazed (whether it's my answer or another persons) to see a down voted answer without a comment. If one takes the time to "attempt" to help someone out, I feel it's a common courtesy to comment, offering constructive criticism, pointing out a wrong fact, etc. After all isn't this a community-based site to help one another out? As I look back at my answer I see some things I could've more clearly conveyed & without my own experiences. But was it that? Or seeing sleeping, no motivation, etc. as a bit of depression? Was it not clear I was giving kudos to the water suggestion above?
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answered Overcome extreme laziness and increase productivity